tom haverford sez

zerts= deserts
appiess= appetizers
tre-tres= entrees
sandies, sandoozles, adam sandlers= sandwiches
cool blasterz= air conditioners
big ole cookies= cake
long ass rice= noodles
fry fry chick chick= fried chicken
chicky chicky parm parm= chicken parmagian
pre-birds, future-birds= eggs
super water= root beer
bean blankeys=tortillas
food rake= fork